Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: Tum Ne Kabhi Koi Nake Kaam
Kiya Hai? Pappu Haa Sir..🖐Ek Bujurg
Aaraam Se Ghar Ja Rahe Tha Main Ne Kutta Peechhe Laga Diya..😨Jaldi Pahunchh Gaye..🤣🤣🤣

Teacher Student Jokes

Bachho...Agar Sache Dil Se Bhagwaan Se Prathna Ki Jaaye Toh Woh Jaroor Puri
Hoti Hai. Student-Rehne Do Madam Agar Aisa Hota Toh Aap Kutte Ki Maut Margai Hoti😛😜😜

Teacher Student Jokes

teacher- chalo batao, monkey ko hindi mein kiya kehate hai ?
pappu - bandar kehate hai.
teacher- kitaab mein se dekhkar bola na tune...ruk vaheen main aaya..
pappu - nahin sir, kasam se maine toh aap ko dekhkar bola.
😂😛😜😝

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher- Bhaarat kee sabse khatarnaak nadi kaun see hai?
Student-Bhaavna!
Teacher- Kaise?
Student- Kiyunki sab isamein
Beh jaate hain.😆😆😆

Teacher Student Jokes

Science teacher : Claas mein so rahe ho kiya ?
Raaju : Nahin teacher gurutvaakarshan se sar neeche gir raha hai 😜

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher ne ek gadhe ke saamne
Ek baalti paani
Aur
Ek bottel sharaab rakhee...
Gadha saara paani pee ga
Teacher ne bachchon se poocha
Toh tumne kiya seekha ?
Bachche - joh sharaab nahin peeta vo gadha hai...!!

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher ne science lab mein apni jebh se ek sikka nikaala aur acid mein daala,
Phir chaatr se poochha - batao ki yeh sikka ghul jayega ya nahin?

Chaatr - sir nahin ghulega...

Teacher - shabaash... lekin tumhein kaise pata?

Chaatr - sir agar acid mein daalne se agar sikka ghulta toh
Aap sikka humse maangti, na ki apani jebh se nikaalti...!!!

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher (santa se) – “Aapka beta fail ho gaya hai … Dekho uska report card ..”english – 14
Maths – 17
Physics – 13
Chemistry – 19
Hindi – 15
soc.sc. – 16
Total – 94
Santa – “Total mein toh kamaal hee kar diya … iss subject ka teacher kaun hai ?😜😜

Teacher Student Jokes

Cheetah kee chaal, baaj kee najar aur...
Student kee padhai par sandeh nahin karte...
Kabhi bhi top kar sakte hain...
Bas sirf mastani beech mein nahin aani chahiye...

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher- bachchon koi aisa vaakiya sunao
jismein hindi, pnjabi,urdu aur angrejee ka prayog ho..
Pappu- sir ..
Ishq dee gali wich le no Entry

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