Sharabi Jokes

Sharabi Jokes

Sarkaar ka dhanyavaad hai ki unhoney bus plastic kee pannee Par hee bain lagaaya hai,Agar kaanch kee botel par
Bain lag gaya hota toh
Daaru lene ke liye bhi ghar se lotha leke nikalna padata 😂😂😂😂

Sharabi Jokes

Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh-gavaar kiyon na ho...
Quarter ke 3 pegs aise perfect banata hai, jaise kisi laiboratory mein bahut bada scientist ho...😜😂😜😂😂😂

Sharabi Jokes

Ek sharabi ne doston kee party ka program banaaya,
Aur apne hee ghar se raat ko bakara chori kiya aur khoob daavat kee..
Subaha jab ghar pahooncha toh bakra ghar pe hee khada tha.
Sharabi ne biwi se poocha: Bakara kahan se aaya??
Biwi ghusse se: “bakare ko goli maaro, raat se kutta gaayab hai” 😜😂😜😂😂😂

Sharabi Jokes

Sharabi : Tu moti, kaali kaloti, daantlee kahi kee. 😡
Aurat : Tu Nashedee, piyakad, sharabi kaheen ka. 😡
Sharabi jor jor se hansne laga aur bola,
Main toh kal subah theek ho jaoonga par Tu aisi hee rahegee..!!
😀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sharabi Jokes

Gadha Ke Paas Paani Aur Sharab Kee Baalti Rakhi, Gadha Paani Pee Gaya.
Chotu Ne Motu Se Pucha: Kiya Seekha?
Motu: Jo Sharab Na Piya Vo Gadha.

Sharabi Jokes

Police Wale Ne Pucha :- Itani Kiyun Pee Rakhi Hai?
Sharabi :- Kiya Karoon, Majboori Thi!
Policewale :- Kaisi Majboori?
Sharabi :- Bottel Ka Dhakan Ghum Ho Gaya Tha!

Sharabi Jokes

Ek Sharabi Sharab Peeke Ek Arthee
Se Takra Gaya Body Gir Gai
Log Sharabi Ko Peetne Lage..
Sharabi :- Abey Jo Gira Vo Kuchh Toh Bol Nahin Raha Tum Kaahe Neta Ban Rahe Ho!

Sharabi Jokes

Shaam Khamosh Hai, Pedon Pe Ujala Kam Hai,
Laut Aai Hain Sabhi, Par Ek Parinda Kam Hai!
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In Panktiyo Mein Kavi Us Shakhs Ka Intezar Kar Rahe Hain
Jisako Daroo Kee Bottel Lane Bheja Hain!

Sharabi Jokes

Sharabi Vote Daalne Gaya, Voting Machine Ke Saamne Das Minute Laga Diya!
Police Officer Ne Puchha :- Bhai Machine Mein Koi Samasya Hai Kya ?
Sharabi Votar :- Machine Mein Toh Koi Samasya Nahi
Par Saala Yaad Hii Nahi Aa Raha Ki Kal Raat Do Botalein Dene Vaale Ka Chunaav Nishaan Kiya Tha ?

Sharabi Jokes

Sharabi :- Agar Mere Haath Mein Sarkaar Hoti Toh Main Desh Kee Takdeer Badal Deta!
Sharbi Kee Patni :- Arey, Pahale Apna Paijama Toh Badal Le
Karam Jale.. Subah Se Meri Salvaar Pahan Kar Ghoom Raha He!! 😃😃😃😃

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