Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

santa: yaar ! main jo bhi kaam shuroo karta hoon meri biwi beech mein aa jaatee hai.
banta : tu truck chala kar dekh, |shaayad kismat saath de😛😛

Santa Banta Jokes

santa: uff, ye patniyaan humey jeene bho nahin deti...
banta. haan aur vrat par vrat rakhkar marne bhi nahin deti..😆

Santa Banta Jokes

santa paani kee tanki lene gaya tha. santa- chacha vo 5000 leter kee kaali vaalee tanki kitte kee hai.?? chacha - 3 hajaar rupaye kee santa- aur yeh patalee vaalee....??
chacha - hadh kar dee yaar tum bade begairath insaan ho vo hamaari begum hai burkhe mein !!😛😛

Santa Banta Jokes

Patni : Suno Jee, Aapke Birthday Ke Liye Itane Mast Kapade Liye Hain Ki Bas Puchho Hee Mat Pati : Love U Janu, Lao Dikhao Patni: Haan, Abhi Pahan Ke Aati Hoon😝😝😝😝

Santa Banta Jokes

Banta Tumhari Aankh Kiyun Soojhi Hui Hai ?
Santa - Kal Mein Apni Patni Ke Janamdin Par Cake Le Aaya Tha
Banta Toh Isaka Aankh Soojane Se Kiya Sambandh ?😃
Santa - Meri Patni Ka Naam Tapasya Hai, Lekin Cakewale Ne Galti Se Likh Diya Happy Birth Day Samasyia 😉😂😂

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- Kal raat main baathroom mein gaya toh andar bhoot tha.
Banta- Toh phir kiya hua?
Santa- Hona kiya tha...
Main bhoot se bola...
Tum kar lo, hamaari toh vaise hee nikal gai hai...!!!😂😂😂

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa... ko do bam mile |banta - chal police ko dekar aatey hain
Santa - agar koi bam raastey mein phat gaya toh ?
Banta - jhooth bol denge kee ek hee mila tha . 😂😂😂

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ko ek bahoth hee difficult sawaal poocha gaya
Sabase pahale kiya aaya “Murgi” ya “anda” ?

Santa – “yaar, seedhi see baat hai, jisaa order pahele dogey vo aayega ?”

Santa Banta Jokes

Banta ko ek Aadmi ne poochha
what is ford ?
Banta – “Gaadi hai .”
Aadmi – “what is oxford ?”

Banta – “bailgaadi”

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa singh ne hotel mein ek scheme dekhi aur dinner kara ne pahuncha.
Waiter - sar aapaka bil!
Santa- Lo Card rakh lo.
Waiter - Lekin sir, yeh toh Aapki shadi ka card hai!
Santa- Toh phir Baahar kiya majaak mein likha hai, All cards Accepted...!?.

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