Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Arz kiya hai...
Humne patai ek ladaki toh socha hamaari lottery Nikal gayee
Date pe bulaaya milne ko toh haay re phutee kismat,
Vo raaki baandh ke chali Gayee....😆😆😆😆

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Paayal Chhanakati Aai Thi
Paayal Chhanakati Chali Gai ..
Main Sindoor Leke Khada Tha
Mujhe Raakhi Baandh Ke Chali Gai||

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Ek Kanya Aapke Liya Bekaraar Hai

Us Pagali Ko Lagta Hai Aapse Bahut Pyaar Hai

Vo Koi Aur Nahin Aapki Bahana Hai

Kiyunki Aaj Raakhi Ka Tiyauhar Hai 🙂

Happy Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Vo Rakhi Ka Tiyauhar Tha

Bhai Rakhi Bandhan Ko Taiyaar Tha

Bhai Bola – Bahana Ab Toh Rakhi Baandh Do

Bahana Boli – Kalai Peeche Karo, Pahale Rupaye Hajaar Do 🙂

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Uska Hussh Gaya Mera Kaleja Cheer,
Nainon Se Vo Maare Dil Ko Teer,
Aaj Vo Muskurai Aur Boli
Aa Raakhi Bandh Vaale Mere Veer

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Dil Kee Baat Dil Mein Mat Rakhna,
Jo Pasand Ho Usse, I Love You Kahana,
Agar Vo Chappal Nikaale Toh Darna Mat…
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“Raakhi” Nikalana Aur Kehna –
“Pyaari Behna Milti Rahena”

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Vaise Toh Hai Hum Baalabrahmachari,
Par Ladaki Dikhi Toh Aankh Maari,
Pat Gai To Hamari,
Varana,
Kar Lete Hain Rakhi Kee Taiyari…

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Ladaka Shaadi Ke Liya Ladaki Dekhane Gaya. Unko Baat Karane Ke Liya Akele Baitha Diya Gaya.
Ladaki Darte-Darte Boli: Bhaiya Aap Kitne Bhai-Bahan Ho?
Ladaka: Thodi Der Pahale Teen Thi, Ab Chaar Ho Gai.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Lo Jee , Ladakiyon Ne Rona Shuru Kar Diya ..
Kehti Hai…..

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Raksha Bandhan Manayengi Toh Srif Admin Ke Saath…..

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Varna Ye Tiyohaar Hee Khatam Kar Do…

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Raksha Bandhan Jokes

Gabbar:Abe Bhaag, Basanti Aa Rahi Hai Raakhi Le Ke
Thakur: Tu Bhaag Saale Mujhe Koi Dar Nahi Raakhi Bandhvaane Ka

Gabbar: Oh ?????

Makan Maalik (Kirayedar Se) –

Beta, Pure Saal Toh Itni Couzen Sister Aatey Rahi Par Rakhi Vaale Din Ek Bhi Nahin Aai !!

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