Mother Jokes

Mother Jokes

Bachcha : Mummy, Gaandhi Jee Ke Sar Par Baal Kiyon Nahee Tha?
Mummy : Kiyonki Beta, Vo Keval Satiya Bolte Tha!
Bachcha : Abb Samajh Me Aaya Kee, Tum Auraton Ke Baal Lambe Kiyun Hote Hai!😁😁😁

Mother Jokes

Aaney vaali Generation mein Maa apne bachchon se bolegi:
Tujhe paalne ke
Liye 10-10 ghante offline rahee hoon,
Tab jaakar bada hua hai tu 😆😆😆😂

Mother Jokes

Maa- Beta kiya kar rahe ho
Pappu- Padh raha hoon Maa..
Maa- Shaabash! beta kiya padh rahe ho..?
Pappu- Aapki hone vaali bahu ke sms

Mother Jokes

Beta - Maa, Kya Tum Pahale Circus Mein Kaam Kartey Thee?
Maan - Nahin Toh, Kyon?
Beta - Toh Phir Sabhi Log Aisa Kyon Kahate Hain
Ki Tum Paapa Ko Ungaliyon Par Nachaatee Ho?

Mother Jokes

Maa Bete Se...

Maa : Fridge Mein Pepsi Thee, Kahaan Gayi?
Beta : Pepsi Thee Yaar, Pee Gaya.
Maa : *Hits Son Twice With Slipar
Beta : Maa Ye Kya Tha, Badi Zor Se Laga?
Maa : Chappal Thee Yaar, Pad Gayee.

Mother Jokes

Maa: Beta Too Baal Kyon Nahin Katavaata..?

Beta: Tum Samajhatee Nahin Ho, Ye Faishon Hai Maa

Maa: Idiot...! Ladake Vaale Teri Bahan Ko Dekhane Aaye The Aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Gae Hain..

Mother Jokes

Bachcha – Maan 10 Rupaye Dena, Baahar Ek Gareeb Ko Dena Hai,

Maan Baahar Aaee Dekha Vahaan Koee Nahin Tha ,

Maan – Kahaan Hai Gareeb,

Bachcha – Vo Dekho Dhoop Mein Bechaara Ice Cream Bechh Raha Hai…

Mother Jokes

Maa : Sofa Latene Ke Liye Nahin Hota Hai Baithane Ke Liye Hota Hai..
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Beta : Haan Toh Chappal Bhi Maarane Ke Liye Nahin Pahan Ne Ke Liye Hoti Hai...
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Ek Chappal Aur Padee..

Mother Jokes

Chhota Baby - Mummy Raat Ko Jab Mein Susu Karane Gaya Toh Baatharoom
Kee Lite Jal Gayee,
Mummy- Haraamajaade Too Aaj Phir Fridge Mein Susu Kar Aaya…!!

Mother Jokes


Maa : Ye Pankha Aavaaz Kar Raha Hai Gir Na Jaaye.
Beta : Nahin Girega.
Maa : Kyon.?
Beta : Jo Garajate Hain Vo Barasate Nahin.
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Garajatee Huee Chappal Aaee Aur Baras Gai Bete Pe.

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