Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

raahul: baapu mujhe aashirvaad deejiye taaki main modi ko hara sakoo aur desh ka yuva pm ban saaku?
gaandhi jee: aashirvaad hain beta, tum modi ke khilaaf chunaav ladoge aur uski jamaanath jabt karva doge …
agale chunaav mein congress 90% seat jeetegi aur 2019 se 2049 tak tum hee pm rahoge |
raahul: baapu majaak na karo
gaandhi jee: shuroo kisane kiya..!😜😝

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

jiske sonch ne kar diya kamaal,
badal diya jisne desh ka haal !
jisne padhaaya satiya aur ahinsa ka paath,
vo tha hamaare gaandhi baapu mahaan !!😃😃

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

prashna – angrejon ne bhaarat chhodte waqt kaun-sa gaana gaya tha ?
uttar – baapu sehat ke liye tu toh haanikaarakh hai😆😆

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

santa : yaar ek baat poochu !
banta : haan, poochh
santa : yaar yeh gaandhijee har note par hanste huye kiyun rahate hai ?
banta : arey murkh agar baapu rone lag jayenge toh note gila nahi ho jayega kiya ?😛😛

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

santa paanch sau ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
banta – yeh kiya kar rahe ho ?
santa – yaar main dekh raha hun kee
gaandhijee toh chale gaye par unka
mobile kiske paas hai😉😉😉

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

Daughter: Mother today, a boy kissed me on my cheek… !!
Mother: You hit her or not… !!
Daughter: I suddenly remembered Gandhiji and I put another cheek forward.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!😀😀

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

Mujhe yeh fact bahuth pasand hai,
Jab Gandhi Bapu apne hatho mai danda liye
Aahinsa ki baat karte tha.😂😂
Happiest Gandhi Jayanti
*****

Mahathma Gandhi Jokes

teacher – batao 1869 mein kiya hua tha?,
bunty – jee, mahaatma gaandhi(mahatma gandhi) ka janam,
teacher – shabaash baith jao,
teacher pappu se – 1872 mein kiya hua?
pappu –gaandhi jee 3 saal ke ho gaye
baithoon kiya ,,,,,😂😂

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