Kids Jokes

Kids Jokes

rishtedaar - beta aage jindagi mein kiya karoge?
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ladaka - kuchh bhi karunga lekin kisi ke ghar jaakar
unke bachchon se aise savaal nahin karunga.🙂🙂

Kids Jokes

maidam danda leke claas mein aayee

maidam – pinky tu kal school
kiyun nahin aayee thi

pinky – maidam main sapane mein japan
pahunch gayee thi

maidam – billu tu kahaan tha kal ?

billu – maidam main pinky ko
airpot pe chhodne gaya tha 🙂 😉

Kids Jokes

bachche ne doctor se kaha - doctor saahab ! kal aap hamare yahaan daawat mein nahin aaye |

doctor - nahin aaya toh accha hee raha |

bachche ne poochha - kiyon ?

doctor - daawat khaakar lautane vaale mareejon ko kaun dekhata ?😀😀

Kids Jokes

rail ke dibbe mein chintu kee maa ne chintu se kaha - chupchaap baithe raho | sharaarat kee , toh maaroongee |

chintu - tumne mujhe maara , toh main ticket chekar ko apani umar bata doonga |😁😁

Kids Jokes

pita ( bete se ) - dekho beta , jua nahin khelte | yeh aisi aadat hain ki yadi isamein aaj jeetoge toj kal haaroge , parason jeetoge toh usase agale din haar jaoge |

beta - bas , pitajee ! main samajh gaya , aage se main ek din chodhkar khela karoonga |😳🙂

Kids Jokes

pita ne bete se poochha – lagta hai, mere brush se tumne daant saaf kiye hai, tabhi toh isse itani badaboo aa rahee hai |

beta bola – nahin pitajee ! isse toh maine apne kutte ke daant saaf kiye tha |😊😊😊

Kids Jokes

ek bachche ne kaha – maine aapki likhi pustak padhi hai | aap toh bilkull akbar baadashaah kee tarah likhate hain |

aadami ne kaha – lekin akbar baadashaah likhna nahin jaante the |

bachche ne kaha – tabhi toh mai ne kaha hai |😆😆

Kids Jokes

ek pahelavaan bachche ne ek kamajor bachche ko thappad maara |

kamajor bachche ne poochha – “yeh thappad gusse se maara hai ya majaak se ?

pahelavaan bachche ne kaha – gusse se |

kamajor bachcha bola – “fir theek hai, kiyunki majaak mujhe billkul pasand nahin hai |😀😀

Kids Jokes

bachcha – paapa-paapa, mujhe pencil nahin pen dilao naa |

pita – lekin tumhein mam pencil se likhne kee bolti hai |

bachcha – haan, par bachchon ko marte waqt pencil kee noke hamesha toot jaatey hai |😜😝😉

Kids Jokes

kasai bakare ko lekar kaatane ja raha tha bakara main-main chilla raha tha tabhi ek bachche ne poochha – aapka bakara kiyun chilla raha hai ?

kasai – mein isey kaatane le ja raha hoon, isaliye |

bachcha – maine socha school le ja rahe honge |🙂🙂

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