Kanjoos Jokes

Kanjoos Jokes

ladaki-baadal garajte hain, tog teri yaad aati hai... saavan ke aane se teri yaad aati hai... baarish kee har bundon mein mujhe teri hee yaad aati hai...
ladaka - pata hai... pata hai.... teri chhatari mere paas padi hai. lauta doonga... jiyaada mar math... kanjoos😁😁😁

Kanjoos Jokes

kanjoos dukaandar ka beta :-- paapa do rupaye doh naa
kanjoos dukaandar :-- nahin doonga beta :-- paapa de do na, doodhvaale aur mammy kee ek baat bataoonga
kanjoos dukaanadaar :-- ye lo paanch rupaye, jaldi bata!...
beta :-- doodhvaala maa ko bol raha tha ki abhi tak iss mahine ke paise nahin diye, kal se doodh nahin milega !
moral :- kanjoos ka dhan kanjoos ka beta hee nikaal sakta hai!😝😝😝😝

Kanjoos Jokes

ek kanjoos pati ko current laga.. . patni: aap theek toh ho na ?
kanjoos : main theek hoon tu metar dekh, 😱unit kitna badha hai .

Kanjoos Jokes

master jee_bachchon kanjoos kise kehate hain
chhaatr_jo 20 message bhejne par bhi reply na karein
master jee_bahut acche beta ! ek udaaharan doh
chhaatr_aapki beti😜😜

Kanjoos Jokes

Wife: Mereku bohath piyaas lagri, ek paani ka bottle khareedo na ...... Husband: KFC ka burger khaate kiya ??
Wife: Yummmm, naam sunkar mooh mein paani aagaya ..
Husband: Toh fir voich paani peele, bottle kaiku hona ... ??😉😜😝

Kanjoos Jokes

kanjoos baniya marnevaala tha.

baniya:- biwi kahaan ho?
biwi :- jee mai yahi hoon.

baniya:- mera beta aur beti kahaan hai.
dono bachche:- jee hum bhi yahi hai..

baniya:- tu baahar vaale kamare
ka pankha kiyun chal raha hai???😆😆😆

Kanjoos Jokes

baniya ko bhoot chad gaya.
3 din baad bhoot khud ojha ke paas gaya aur bola :-
mujhe baahar nikaalo,
varna mai bhookha mar jaungaa😂😂

Kanjoos Jokes

ek kanjoos apne bete ko peet raha tha…!

padosi: kiyon peet rahe ho bachche ko…?

baniya: maine isko kaha ki 1-1 seedhee
chodakar chadh, chappal kam ghisegee…!

nalaayak 2-2 seedhee chodakar chadha,
paijaama phaad liya…!😂😂😀

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