Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

Biwi: kal jo bhikhaari aaya tha vah bahuth naalaayak tha. pati: kiyun kiya hua? biwi: aaj subah vah fir aaya tha
aur mujhe ek kitaab de gaya hai. pati: kaun see? biwi: khaana banaana seekhein.不不不不

Husband Wife Jokes

Pati Mera Andaaja Yeh Keh Raha Hai.
Ki Iss Dibbe Mai Koi Khaane Kee Cheez Hai Patni: Arey Vaah Mere Pati Parmeshvar Aap Ne Bilkull Sahi Andaaja Lagaaya Hai Isamein Meri Nai Sandal Hain .

Husband Wife Jokes

mujhe kisi ne salaah dee kee biwi se
bahas mein nahin jeeta ja sakata isaliye bas muskura diya karo maine bhi koshish kee biwi : bahuth hansi aa rahi hai aajkal tumhe ? lagta hai tumhaara bhoot utaarna hee padega

Husband Wife Jokes

Patni Gaana Gunguna Rahee Thi. "Dil Par Patthar Rakh Kar, Mai ne Makeup Kar Liya, Mai ne Saiyan jee Ke Saath, Aaj Break-Up Kar Liya
Pati- Subah Savere Yeh Kaam Tuney Accha Kar Liya, Break-Up Karke, Dil Mera, Tune Khush Kar Diya.
Tabhi Pati Ke Sir Par Belan Pada Aur Saiyan jee Ka Head Bhi Break Ho Gaya.

Husband Wife Jokes

Patni : Suno Mere Muhh Me Machchhar Chala Gaya, Abb Kia Karoon..?
Pati : Pagali All Out Pee Le, 6崆econd Mein Kaam Shuroo.

Husband Wife Jokes

patni : shaadi ke das saal ho gaye aur ek aap hain jo aaj tak kaheen ghumaane tak nahin le gaye .

pati : theek hai aaj ghoomane chalenge

shaam ko pati, patni ko lekar shamshaan ghaat le gaya .

patni gusse se boli : chheeh shamshaan bhi koi ghoomane kee jagah hoti hai

pati : arey pagali log marte hain yahaan aane ke liye

Husband Wife Jokes

Teacher: Himmath E Marda Toh Madad E Khuda Ka Matalab Batao?
Pappu: Jo Apani Biwi Ke Saamane Mard Banne Kee Koshish Karta Hai Usaki Madad Fir Khuda
Hee Kar Sakata Hai.

Husband Wife Jokes

patni apane pati se boli - raat ko tum sapne mein mujhe gaaliyaan de rahe the
aur mere maa-baap ko kos rahe tha , kiyon ?
pati ne kaha- jhooth bolti ho tum ! main uss waqt soya hee nahin tha

Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: Mereku Bohath Piyaas Lagri, Ek Paani Ka Bottle Khareedo Na ...... Husband: KFC Ka Burger Khaate Kiya ??
Wife: Yummmm, Naam Sunkar Mooh Mein Paani Aagaya ..
Husband: Toh Fir Vo ich Paani Peele, Bottle Kaiku Hona ... ??

Husband Wife Jokes

Hindu, Muslim, Sikh,Isai
Sabko Seedha Kare Lugai !!

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