Festivals Jokes

Festivals Jokes

Ek aadami holi ke din ye gunguna raha tha...
Ghar mein nahin hai paani toh holi kaisi manau re..!!
Ghar mein nahin hai paani toh holi kaisi manau re..!!
Usaka yeh gaana sunkar padosi ne kaha- paani ho na ho, holi toh manaana chaahiye.
Udhaar le kar hee sahi, saal mein ek baar toh nahaana chaahiye!!

Festivals Jokes

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Festivals Jokes

Peekar Bhaang Jama Lo Rang,
Jindagi Beete Khushiyon Ke Sang,
Lekar Naam Bhole Shankar Ka,
Dil Mein Bhar Lo Mahashivaratri Kee Umang…
Shubh Shivaratri…

Festivals Jokes

Shiv Kee Shakti,
Shiv Kee Bhakti,
Khushi Kee Bahaar Mile,
Shivratri Ke Paavan Avasar Par
Aapko Zindagi Kee Ek Nai
Acchi Shuruvaat Mile!
Mahashivaratri Kee Shubhkaamana

Festivals Jokes

Shiv Kee Jyoti Se Noor Milata Hai,
Sabke Dilon Ko Soorur Milata Hai,
Jo Bhi Jaata Hain Bhole Ke Divaar…
Kuchh Na Kuchh Toh Jaroor Milta Hai…
Jay Ho Baaba Amaranaath Kee…
Shubh Shivaratri… Happy Shivaratri…

Festivals Jokes

Sabhi Group Vaalon Ko Soochna Hai Kee
Group Mein Ganpati Bithae Jaege
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Kripya Chanda Mere Mobile Number Par
Recharge Maarkar Jama Kare
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Ganpati Mandal Aapaka Aabhaari

Festivals Jokes

Karmachaari : Sir, Ganpati Ke Liye Kuch Dino Kee Chhutti Chaahiye

Maalik : Ek Shirt Par Chhutti Milegi, Pahale Ye Bataon Ki Baahubali Ko Katappa Ne Kiyon Maara Tha ?

Festivals Jokes

Pati : Kaash Main Ganpati Hota, Tum Meri Roj Puja Karti, Mujhe Laddu Khilati…
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Bada Maja Aata…
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Patni : Ha, Kaash Aap Ganpati Hote…. Roj Aapko Laddu Khilati…
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Har Saal Visarjan Karati, Naye Ganpati Aate…
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Bada Maja Aata…

Festivals Jokes

Kareena 👩🏻 Apne Pati Ke Liye
Karava Chauth Vrat Nahin Rakhti
Kyon Ki
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Usaka Pati “Saif” Hai 🤣

Festivals Jokes

Chaand Ka Bhi Kamaal Hai Bhai…
Kuchh Din Pahale Dikha Toh, Laakhon Bakre Halaal Ho Gaye
Aur Aaj Dikhega Toh…
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Laakho Bakron Ko Ek Saal Kee Aur Jindagi De Jaaiga
Ha Ha Ha, Happy Karva Chauth 😂

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