Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitana Hai?
Santa: Chashmein Ke Saath 75 Kilo.👈
Doctor: Aur Chashmein Ke Bina?🙃
Santa: Vo Mujhe Dikhata Hee Nahin।😶😶

Doctor Jokes

doctor : dardh kahaan hai..?
Mareez : agar fees kam
karo toh bataoon, varna khudh hee dhoondho..!😂😂😂

Doctor Jokes

Mareej :- Doctor saahab - davai kaise leni hai
Doctor :- rokada de kar😂😂

Doctor Jokes

Doctor :- Abb kaise ho? “daaru peena” chod diya ya nahin ?
Santa :- Doctor saab aapne kaha “usee din se” peena chod diya..
Bas koi “jid” karta hain toh pee leta hoon!
Doctor :- Very good, yeh tumhare saath aadmi kon hain?
Santa :- Vo jid karane ke liye aadmi rakha hain! 👻
🥃🍺😜😎😂😂

Doctor Jokes

Mareez:-Doctor saahab operation poori savdhani se kariyega,☝😳
Doctor-Aisa kiyoon kaha ???✋🧐
Mareez- kiyunki surgeon aur visarjan mein bas zara sa hee antar hai ☝😎
Operation sahi hua toh aap surgeon aur agar haath hil gaya toh mera visarjan..☝🤪
💦📝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝📝💦

Doctor Jokes

Paagal ke haath mein kitaab dekhkar doctor ne kaha –
bhai yeh kiya hai ???
Paagal ne kaha –
yeh aapko hee dikhane laaya hoon. yeh 500 pannon kee kitaab 📔maine likhee 📝hai.
Doctor –500 pannon mein tumne likha kiya hai ???
Paagal –Pahale panne mein likha hai ek raaja ghode par chadh kar jungle kee or chala!!! aur antim panne par likha ki vah jungle pahunch gaya !!!!
Doctor –Acchha!
Beech ke pannon par kiya likha???
Paagal- Tabadak Tabadak
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Doctor –Arey vaah! lekin tumhaari yeh kitaab padhega kaun???
Paagal- Whatsapp par daal doonga, vahaan paagalon kee kami thodi hee hai !!!
Ek toh abhi bhi padh kar hans raha hai,
Aur kuchh dair baad iske kuchh aur dost bhi padhenge!!!

Doctor Jokes

Mareez - Doctor,main khaana na khaoon toh mujhe bhookh lag jaati hai,
jiyaada kaam karta hoon toh thak jaata hoon, der tak jaga rahoon toh
Neend aa jaati hai, main kiya karoon ?
Doctor - Raat bhar dhoop mein baithe raho, sahi ho jaoge.

Doctor Jokes

Doctor – Raat mein Tension lekar nahi sona chaahiye.
Mareej – Toh kiya maay ke bhej dei..? 😉

Doctor Jokes

Santa Ko Buri Tarah Dast Ho Gaya,

Doctor- Nimboo Ka Istemaal Karo,

Santa – Thik Hai,

2 Din Baad,

Doctor- Ab Dast Kaise Hain?

Santa Ka Khataranaak Javaab, Bola-

Nimboo Hataate Hi Phir Shuroo Ho Jaate Hain 🙂 🙂

Doctor Jokes

Pappu Gusse Mein Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,

Pappu – Mere Oopar Vaale Daant Mein Kida Tha,
Tumne Niche Vaala Kyon Nikaal Diya,

Doctor- Vo Mainne Jaanaboojhkar Nikaala,

Pappu Gusse Mein- Kyon?

Doctor Aankhe Dikhaakar Bola-
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Bhai Vo Kida Niche Vaale Daant Par Khada Hokar
Oopar Vaale Ko Kaatata Tha,
Ab Kahaan Khada Hoga Saala

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