Diwali Jokes

Diwali Jokes

Agar Aapki Girlfriend Aapse Chaand Sitaaron Kee Demand Karti Hai, Toh Aaj Hee Ek Rocket Khareed Kar, Usey Us Par Bithakar, Rocket Ko Aag Laga Do…

Diwali Jokes

Agar ‘Patakha’ Aur ‘Phuljhadi’ Ye Do Shabd Sunkar
Aapke Dimaag Mein Pahali Image Diwali Kee Aati Hai,
Toh Sach Mein…
Aap Bhi Meri Tarah Ek Acche Insaan Hai…😜

Diwali Jokes

Iss Diwali Par…
Aap Se Haath Jodh 👏🏽Ke Vinti Hai.!
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Kripya “Pata Ke” Na Chodein!!

Diwali Jokes

Arey Ye Cheen Vaale Lite Ka Virodh Kab Se Karna Hai,
Facebook Diwali Aane Vaali Hai!! 😂😂😂

Is Diwali Apane Maa-Baap Ko Khush Karein
Patakhon Kee Jagah Apane Mobile Ko Aag Lagaye!!
🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃😊😊😊😊

Diwali Jokes

Baap – Kya Hua Bete, Too Itana Udaas Kyun Hai ?
Beta – Jaane Deejiye Paapa, Aap Nahin Samajhoge !!
Baap – Too Mujhe Apna Dost Samajh Beta, Aur Bol…
Beta – Abe… Is Diwali Teri Bhaabhi Ne Gift Mein I Phone Maanga Hai…
Baap Ne Chapal Tootne Tak Dhoya Re Baaba…

Diwali Jokes

Diwali Aane Vaali Hai Jis Bhai Ne Apne Ghar Par Apni Saheli Kee Photo Ya Koi Patr Chhupa Rakha Hai Use Abhi Nikaal Do Kahi Aapke Gharavaalo Ke Ghar Kee Safai Karte Hue Haath Lag Gai Toh Kahi Diwali Se Pahale Aapke Pataakhe Na Phod Dein! 😂😂😂😂
Aap Ka Apana Dost!

Diwali Jokes

Aapki Aankhe Jaise Pataakha,
Kaan Jaise Chakaree,
Aapke Honth Jaise Anaar,
Personality Jaise Bomb,
Style Jaise Rocket,
Naak Jaise Phulajaree,
Koi Accha-Sa Message Bhejon Varna…
Aate Hai Lekar Agarabatti…
Happy Diwali In Advance….
Diwali Kee Dher Saari Shubhkaamnayein…

Diwali Jokes

Pati :- Aarj Karta Hoon Ki
Jag Ghoomiya Thaare Jaisa Na Koi,
Jag Ghoomiya Thaare Jaisa Na Koi,
Patni :-
Ghar Kee Saaf-Safai Mein Haath Batao Varana
Dimaag Ghoomiya, Toh Mahaare Jaisa Na Koi!!😝😝😝
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai…….😆😆

Diwali Jokes

Ab Log Toh Nahin Sudharane Vaale…

Patakhe Toh Phodenge Hee…

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Isliye Aap, Diwali;
“Patanjali Patakho” Ka Nirmaan Bhi Kar Hee Do…

Diwali Kee Shubhakamanaye..

Diwali Jokes

Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Rocket Choda Toh Seedha Sooraj Se Takara Gaya|
Chappu: Phir Kya Hua?
Pappu: Phir Meree Pitai Huee..
Chappu: Kisane Peeta?
Pappu: Arey Yaar Aur Kisne Sooraj Kee Mummy Ne..

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