Astrology Jokes

Astrology Jokes

jotish nahi hoon lekin itna bata sakta hoon ki
iss time aapki 4 ungaliyaan
phone ke peechhe hai.🤓🤓🤓

Astrology Jokes

joh ladake "36 aayengee 36 jayengee" vaala status daalte the.
unki maa jotish se poochh rahee hai 36 ka ho gaya hai iski shaadi kab hogi.🤩🤩🤩

Astrology Jokes

jotish- tera naam santa hai
santa-jee jotish-tera ek ladaka hai, tu ne abhi 5 kilo gehoon khareede hain.
santa- aap toh antaryaami 😯ho jotish- 😤gadhe, agalee baar kundali laana ration card nahee.😂😂😂

Astrology Jokes

ek ladaki jotish ke paas gayee
ladaki- baaba mere do premi hain meri shaadi kisse hogi? kaun hoga vo
qismat vaala?
jotish- pahale vaale se ter
shaad hog aur doosra qismat vaala kahelayega😜😜😜😜😜

Astrology Jokes

jotish- beta tum bahath padhoge somu- pandit jee.... padh toh main
pichh le 4 saal se raha hoon. yah batao paas kabh hoonga.😆😆😆

Astrology Jokes

jeevan me itanee sampatee kama kar kiya karoge? aakhir marne ke baad kuch bhi saath nahi
jaata!
aisa bataane vaale maharaaj ek katha ke do laakh
lete hai.😳😳

Astrology Jokes

Pappu : Main apne rishtadaaron se peecha chudaana chahata hoon...kiya karoon???
Chirakut Baba : Lic agent ban jao, rishtedaar kiya dost bhee door door tak nazar nahee aayenge!!!😂😂

Astrology Jokes

Grahon kee dasha aur durdasha bataane vaale Jyotishacharya ji railway inquiry mein poochate hain train kab aayegi.

Astrology Jokes

Jotishi: Tumhari Kundli Mein Bahut Dhan Hai
Ladaka: Ab Ye Bataiye..
Kundli Se Bank Account Mein Kaise Transfer Karoon!
😁😎😉

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